LMAO! It’s a conspiracy! Your iPod WANTS YOU TO WRITE FIC.
that if a guy sings it to me, I'll marry him, on the spot.
I guess it’s lucky that your ex didn’t know of this vow, ‘coz as much as his world revolved around you, he probably would’ve learned the whole song off by heart. O.o Wouldn’t that have been a recipe for disaster?
It’s funny how we make declarations and then afterwards, think up all these disclaimers and qualifications and additional clauses. Like, back when I delivered newspapers, wearing my old, baggy, grungy clothing, I said to myself, ‘If a guy can like me even when I’m looking this hideous, and all tired and sweaty, I would totally go out with him’. [Not marry, gotta have a trial period first! Try before you buy, etc. etc.]
Then this 40+ year old dude hits on me. I so didn’t even realize it was going in that direction, ‘coz he spent an hour complaining about his witch of an ex-wife and her asshat boyfriend and how they took his kids…THEN HE ASKS ME OUT. And this guy was totally creeping me out by talking about his sexual habits and how he believes people need to ‘fuck like bunnies’ every day to keep a relationship alive…and there’s me, going *meep* completely overwhelmed and freaked out and wanting to run for the hills. *facepalm* I find it totally funny in hindsight, but yeah...
PS. I swear, sing that song to me, and I am yours... Lol, lucky we don’t live in the same country or I would totally take you up on that. :P Learn all the lines and then serenade you outside your window! Of course, the neighbors would be tossing tins and shoes and heavier objects at me to make me stop inflicting my singing voice upon their tender ears, but my love and passion would not be so easily suppressed! *g* What is mere physical pain compared to the transcendent joy of our two souls connecting in a pure metaphysical moment of perfect harmony?
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Your iPod WANTS YOU TO WRITE FIC.that if a guy sings it to me, I'll marry him, on the spot.
I guess it’s lucky that your ex didn’t know of this vow, ‘coz as much as his world revolved around you, he probably would’ve learned the whole song off by heart. O.o Wouldn’t that have been a recipe for disaster?
It’s funny how we make declarations and then afterwards, think up all these disclaimers and qualifications and additional clauses. Like, back when I delivered newspapers, wearing my old, baggy, grungy clothing, I said to myself, ‘If a guy can like me even when I’m looking this hideous, and all tired and sweaty, I would totally go out with him’. [Not marry, gotta have a trial period first! Try before you buy, etc. etc.]
Then this 40+ year old dude hits on me. I so didn’t even realize it was going in that direction, ‘coz he spent an hour complaining about his witch of an ex-wife and her asshat boyfriend and how they took his kids…THEN HE ASKS ME OUT. And this guy was totally creeping me out by talking about his sexual habits and how he believes people need to ‘fuck like bunnies’ every day to keep a relationship alive…and there’s me, going *meep* completely overwhelmed and freaked out and wanting to run for the hills. *facepalm* I find it totally funny in hindsight, but yeah...
PS. I swear, sing that song to me, and I am yours...
Lol, lucky we don’t live in the same country or I would totally take you up on that. :P Learn all the lines and then serenade you outside your window! Of course, the neighbors would be tossing tins and shoes and heavier objects at me to make me stop inflicting my singing voice upon their tender ears, but my love and passion would not be so easily suppressed! *g* What is mere physical pain compared to the transcendent joy of our two souls connecting in a pure metaphysical moment of perfect harmony?
Heh. I had way too much fun composing that line.