Your- your parents are exactly like mine! Remember back when I was SUPPOSED to be going to Melbourne and mother was going to stalk me all across the city? [I still want to pull my hair out over not being able to go. *pouts*]
But seriously, it's freaky! My parents are always going on about how unsafe it is out there in the real world. I'm not allowed to go into my own backyard when they're not home, in case someone's lurking at just that moment and abducts me. And that's just ONE of the many paranoid rules they have in place to ensure I don't get preyed upon by the sick deviants that apparently roam our streets. *eyeroll*
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Your- your parents are exactly like mine! Remember back when I was SUPPOSED to be going to Melbourne and mother was going to stalk me all across the city? [I still want to pull my hair out over not being able to go. *pouts*]
But seriously, it's freaky! My parents are always going on about how unsafe it is out there in the real world. I'm not allowed to go into my own backyard when they're not home, in case someone's lurking at just that moment and abducts me. And that's just ONE of the many paranoid rules they have in place to ensure I don't get preyed upon by the sick deviants that apparently roam our streets. *eyeroll*