*gigglesnorts* I love that! I want to get that t-shirt...but I'm afraid I'd get mugged on the streets by Twitards.
Vampires and Wraith choose to eat people instead of finding an alternate food source.
Vampires, I concede, but Wraith...I wonder if they can only suck the life out of humans or if they are physically capable of using alternate sources like cows or sheep. It's horrible but I kinda want to see what that looks like, it's just a really funny mental image. Poor cattle.
a woman with no wish to live who masochistally falls in love with a man who wants to kill her.
To be fair [I can't believe I'm defending the books], Bella doesn't want to die, she just wants to live forever- the death part of the transformation is only temporary. Although she's so pathetically addicted to him that if Edward flat out stated he wanted to kill her just for the hell of it, she'd probably lie down and bare her neck to him BECAUSE HE LOVES HER AND HE IS HER WHOLE LIFE AND SHE'S FINE WITH WHATEVER HE WANTS TO DO BECAUSE SHE'D RATHER DIE THAN DEFY HIM.
After all that, I worked out that you might've meant her willingness to be around him even though he can barely restrain himself from draining her of all her blood [seriously, the one chapter from his POV freaked me out- this dude is fantasizing about slaughtering everyone in the room so he can take his time and savor her sweet freesia-scented blood, FFS!] rather than her desire to become a vampire. 'tis rather fail!tastic. If someone says it's not safe to be around him, I'd run like hell and call the police about this mentally unbalanced psycho.
I love that SMeyer defends Bella and says she's independent and feisty and all that because she refuses to marry Edward. So, the girl's trying to jump him at every available opportunity though he puts her off, she's willing to abandon her family and friends to die and be resurrected so that she can spend all of eternity with him but she can't commit to marriage? WTF? Does. Not. Compute. She can always divorce him- although come on, she's so obsessed that'd never happen- but you can't un-vampire yourself!
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*gigglesnorts* I love that! I want to get that t-shirt...but I'm afraid I'd get mugged on the streets by Twitards.
Vampires and Wraith choose to eat people instead of finding an alternate food source.
Vampires, I concede, but Wraith...I wonder if they can only suck the life out of humans or if they are physically capable of using alternate sources like cows or sheep. It's horrible but I kinda want to see what that looks like, it's just a really funny mental image. Poor cattle.
a woman with no wish to live who masochistally falls in love with a man who wants to kill her.
To be fair [I can't believe I'm defending the books], Bella doesn't want to die, she just wants to live forever- the death part of the transformation is only temporary. Although she's so pathetically addicted to him that if Edward flat out stated he wanted to kill her just for the hell of it, she'd probably lie down and bare her neck to him BECAUSE HE LOVES HER AND HE IS HER WHOLE LIFE AND SHE'S FINE WITH WHATEVER HE WANTS TO DO BECAUSE SHE'D RATHER DIE THAN DEFY HIM.
After all that, I worked out that you might've meant her willingness to be around him even though he can barely restrain himself from draining her of all her blood [seriously, the one chapter from his POV freaked me out- this dude is fantasizing about slaughtering everyone in the room so he can take his time and savor her sweet freesia-scented blood, FFS!] rather than her desire to become a vampire. 'tis rather fail!tastic. If someone says it's not safe to be around him, I'd run like hell and call the police about this mentally unbalanced psycho.
I love that SMeyer defends Bella and says she's independent and feisty and all that because she refuses to marry Edward. So, the girl's trying to jump him at every available opportunity though he puts her off, she's willing to abandon her family and friends to die and be resurrected so that she can spend all of eternity with him but she can't commit to marriage? WTF? Does. Not. Compute. She can always divorce him- although come on, she's so obsessed that'd never happen- but you can't un-vampire yourself!