'...I never could go back, 'cos all the walls of dreaming, they were torn right open...'

[marguerite_krux]

The lame.

LJ!fail. I tried for ages to post a damn poll and it simply refused to work. *glares* Why meeee? It has a grudge against me, I swear. *woes* And now it won't let me post half of this entry because it's TOO FRAKKING LARGE, apparently. WTF? It's just text, like, half a page, but that's too taxing. *head!splodes*

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The win.

Oh! How remiss of me, in all the aggravation LJ caused me earlier, I totally forgot to thank all the lovely people for the pretty snowflakes! ^_^ I’m touched by your thoughtfulness, you guys. *huggleglomps*

ETA: Christmas is in a week. But if anyone wants to exchange last minute Christmas cards, I’m up for it! ;D

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The amusing.

Stephen Jenner's "TwiLite: A Parody."

Love between a teenage girl and a vampire can be a beautiful thing. Then again, it can get a little ugly. Just ask Stella Crow. Stella is a clumsy but otherwise ordinary girl whose life takes a radical turn the moment she meets Edweird. Though perfect on the outside, Edweird Sullen is remarkably unrefined on the inside. He also happens to be a one hundred year old vampire, trapped in the body of a teenage boy, who has yet to finish high school. Nonetheless, Stella is unconditionally smitten with him. But not everything is rosy in this gloomiest of towns. Edweird's enemies have sworn to put a tragic end to their romance. Against all odds, the bond between Stella and Edweird is nearly strong enough for their love to survive. Most love stories between an impossibly handsome vampire and an ungainly young woman have a magical ending. This one - not so much.

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The pretty.

So everyone’s squeeing over the Jello!glee with the spoiler pic of them from Rose Colored Glasses floating around. *bounces* I give you a blast from the past with- Castle and Beckett.

From the season 1 dvds. Why did nobody tell me about this?!

[Under no circumstances will I endorse CASKETT. I’m sorry, shippers, but no way in hell is that romantic or appropriate, okay? What were you thinking?]

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The meme.

Snurched from kat_rowe

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

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The vidspam.

Comments

[kat-rowe.livejournal.com]

LJ's been having a pretty fail month *eyeroll* hopefully it'll be better soon

zomg, that book looks hysterical :) definitely better than the original

"caskett" wtf?!?! *shakes head*

lmao on the bloopers "She's a minor!"

the Meme:

Remember that time when my plan finally succeeded and your first act as head of my Secret Police was to gather all the dissidents together in one large warehouse and throw them a truly excellent Rave complete with free X? I have never in my life seen a group of malcontents change their political stripes so fast. It was incredibly boss. Especially when half of them had “accidents” within the next six months. Remember how we laughed over brandy and chocolates after? You are the best Lieutenant ever...

[borg-princess.livejournal.com]

OMG! You must be my lucky charm! Today it worked brilliantly! I literally closed my eyes and tried to hold in the frustration that was sure to explode when I opened them to find the message of 'post is too large' doom- only my eyes were greeted with the amazing sight of- 'your entry has been posted'! *squishes you*

I love how people are suddenly publishing these parody books. *smirks* I've done such a flip on the Twilight front- at first, I wanted them wiped out of existence. But now, I'm deriving so much amusement from them, I can't imagine life without snickering at the Twilight!fail.

*iz horrified* God. How insidious. See how Smeyer's sucked me in, even if it is as an anti? I actually gave serious thought to seeing New Moon for the second time the other day. *headdeskkwallfloor* What is the MATTER with me?!

Blooper love! I so adoooore bloopers! It should be mandatory to include them on every dvd! [So disappointed with Terminator Salvation- NO special features AT ALL]

It was incredibly boss. Especially when half of them had “accidents” within the next six months.

Oh, I've never had so much fun plotting with you as I did during those first few months- the exhilaration, the thrill of it all...*sighs nostalgically* I don't think we can ever reclaim the highs of that time, but let's try anyway.

Remember how we laughed over brandy and chocolates after? You are the best Lieutenant ever...

And you are the best benevolent dictator leader a girl could ever hope for. *curtsies*

Bribing subordinates with chocolate is the best idea ever. I think people that hoard chocolate all for themselves and remain snooty and aloof from their people are just asking to be toppled from their throne. *sneers*

[spence-reid.livejournal.com]

Squee about the Castle pic! I didn't watch the vid, but I am saving it for when I get the DVDs (it will happen, right?) and can watch the bloopers on the TV screen. Caskett is indeed creepy....Beckle is better. : P

[borg-princess.livejournal.com]

Hee, you have stronger willpower than I do. I don't even TRY to resist anymore, it saves time and energy. *nodnod*

Hope you get the dvd soon, bb! I so adore when shows give good bloopers. *twirls* I watched Fringe bloopers the other day, totally changed the way I saw the show, lol.

Oh- Beckle? Well...it's not very pretty, but it's definitely ten levels above CASKETT. Ugh. *shudders*

[odakota-rose.livejournal.com]

Hey, do you remember that time we crashed a filming of Twilight just to heckle them? Good stuff, that. Even if the fangirls did threaton to bite us. :P

[Under no circumstances will I endorse CASKETT. I’m sorry, shippers, but no way in hell is that romantic or appropriate, okay? What were you thinking?]

THANK YOU! This has been a constant source of complaint for me. I don't get it. I mean, I get it, but whyyyy? Of all the terrible smashups, they had to pick that? *shudder*

[borg-princess.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! Yes, mocking Twilight is one of the most entertaining pastimes I've had in a long while! Even if our lives were in jeopardy, since the rabid fangirls couldn't take a joke. *eyerolls*

Btw, have you seen New Moon yet? *pouts* You were going to post a snarky review of it, remember? I did mine already...*stamps foot commandingly*

[Because foot-stamping is a proven method of asserting authority and getting people to take you seriously. Or- wait, was it fist-thumping on the table...? Crap *facepalm*]

Of all the terrible smashups, they had to pick that? *shudder*

I thought Jisbon was the worst it could get. Then Caskett proved me wrong...and now? I think sunkrux's contribution to the Ship Names of Horror- 'PMS' for Warehouse 13!- takes the cake. Just- WOW. Damn. O.o

[sunkrux.livejournal.com]

You know, I think the Caskett thing is just as bad as some of the Warehouse 13 fans calling the possible ship of Pete & Myka, PMS. Yes there are people who use that to refer to Pete & Myka ship. I refuse to do that because really, it's not cool.

Do you remember the time we crashed the set of The Lost World so you could get your picture taken with Rachel? I can't believe you lied and I wound up getting arrested.

[borg-princess.livejournal.com]

No. NO. WTF?!

PMS?! *iz dumbstruck with horror*

Okay, it was kinda funny in Closer, y'know, with the stationary- Priority Murder Squad? And then they renamed it to be politically correct? Lol. But THIS. Gah!

Do you remember the time we crashed the set of The Lost World so you could get your picture taken with Rachel? I can't believe you lied and I wound up getting arrested.

OMG! That was the best experience of my life! I treasure that photo more than some of my own family members. *nodnod* ^_^ It was a shame you got arrested, but I had to deflect attention so I could run away with the camera with that precious photo before security could confiscate it...

[sunkrux.livejournal.com]

Yeah I tried to get this one fan who's all over the "PMS" thing to back away. Teenagers, whatcha gonna do? They think they know everything. *rolleyes*

Yes it was funny on The Closer with the stationary and I'm kinda glad they did change it to Major Crimes Division (MCD) cause really, PMS is just wrong. ;)

I'm still mad at your for not even bothering to leave me BAIL MONEY! After all I went through to get your ass onto the set and to have you pretty much just throw me under the bus so YOU could get your photo. Never mind me wanting a photo with Rachel. It was all about YOU! Well next time you want to do something like this, you're on your own. :-b

[borg-princess.livejournal.com]

*snort* I was just about to take umbrage at that statement when I remembered- I'm no longer a teen. *facepalm* It's still hard to keep track of that. You're only as old as you feel, right? :P

I'm kinda glad they did change it to Major Crimes Division (MCD) cause really, PMS is just wrong. ;)

But see, it was funny there because they KNEW it was wrong and it was just a plot point to get Brenda's back up and show how they were trying to annoy her! It was never going to remain like that! But how are Pete/Myka fans so blind?!

It just weirds me out that they don't realize how wrong it is to describe a beloved ship as PMS. Do they live in an alternate universe where it doesn't mean the same thing it does here? *confuzzled*

I'm still mad at your for not even bothering to leave me BAIL MONEY!

I'm a poor uni student! Barely a penny to my name! What was I to do?!

*angsts* But you're right, it was horribly selfish of me. You put yourself on the line for me and I just kicked you to the curb to save my own ass. Okay, look, if you need a fall woman for, IDK, sneaking onto the WH13 set to see Joanne, I will throw myself in front of you like a Secret Service agent, if the need arises. Promise. *pinky swear*

[sunkrux.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, you're not a teen anymore, haven't been for a couple of years now right? :-b *rolleyes*

Yes it was funny on The Closer and thankfully they only did it that one time. Anymore and it would have been dump.

They do realize and don't care again, Teenagers, whatcha gonna do?

Excuses, excuses. I know you sold copies of that photo to fans everywhere and you didn't even bother to give me a cut of the money.

Damn straight you'll throw yourself under a bus to help me get a pic with Joanne cause you OWE ME! And if you don't do it, I'll push you.

[sapphs.livejournal.com]

WHAAAAAAT THE FUUUUCK?!

I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO ACCESS LJ DURING WORK.

I MISSED THIS. PLEASE TELL ME THAT HUG IS NOT A JOKE OR A BLOOpER OR SOMETHING.

[borg-princess.livejournal.com]

I am so sorry, sapphykins! It's from the bloopers set! It's not real...*sads*