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marguerite_krux ([personal profile] marguerite_krux) wrote2010-01-15 04:33 pm

legend of the seeker picspam- part 2

LOTS- ep 2:

PART TWO of Baneling



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Slimy Irritating Dude: I need a horse.

 

Cara: *prays * Save me from dealing with idiot mundanes.

SID: I have to bury my brother.


C: We need the horses to get provisions. You can bury him outside with the others.

SID: I’m not burying my brother alongside the Daharans who killed him. He should be laid to rest beside our mother and father.


 

C: Do it quickly.

COMPASSION BY OSMOSIS! Kahlan’s healing love and empathy transmitted through a single gaze!

 

C: I’m so sorry for your loss.

*brain melts* OMG, she's EXTRA STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS from that angle!

Also. ROFL. :D I love that Cara was taking notes earlier and then trots it out in this attempt at emulating her style…priceless!

 

SID: Oookay, then? No ability to empathize, difficulty expressing emotions…are you a sociopath, by any chance?

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MOM AND DAD ARE NOT AMUSED. 'What were you thinking?! You better have a good reason for this!'

 

C: A man came to the stables asking for a horse so he could take his brother to be buried.


K: We didn't raise you to go around giving horses to strangers! How could you be so gullible?!

C: The Confessor told me I had to show more compassion.

Clearly Cara is a daddy’s girl. She knows which parent will go easy on her! Wow, for a girl who grew up without a family, she sure knows how to deflect really well! I love the way she stares at Kahlan, realizes which the way the wind is blowing and decides to appeal to Richard instead, lol.

 

K: Are you saying this is my fault?

C: Yes.

AHAHA! *dies laughing*

 

Richard senses a catfight in the making. Dude, you do not want to get caught between the tussle of the alpha females...



K: I won't forget this. You're never borrowing my stuff again. Hope you enjoy the rat's nest on your head when I don't let you use my brush tomorrow morning.

C: It is a little known fact that the Mord'Sith are creative with revenge. See how you like it when you wake up and I've cut all your hair off.



R: *hastily interjects* Hold it, I like the way you both look! I can't travel with a pathetic-lookingharem, it'd destroy my rep!

 

*well-timed scream*

Heh, Cara intrudes between Richard and Kahlen. *smirks* Much subtler than an elbow to the gut, eh?

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R: I need you to find the man who stole the Abbot’s locket.

 

C: *iz thrilled at a real mission at last* He can’t have gotten far.

 

R: Please don't hurt me for this, but- don't rough him up, 'mmkay? Bring him back alive.

 

C: Hmm. Alive doesn't preclude the possibility of a few accidents befalling him along the way. *smirks*

 

R: That went better than I expected. Why was I so terrified at telling Cara not to beat people up?

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Cockblocker!Cara: Sorry to interrupt. I know you’re mourning the loss of your brother.

 

SID: We all grieve in our own way.

 

C: *not buying it* You make me look stupid in front of Kahlan. Be grateful I haven't stuffed your corpse in the same coffin as your 'brother'.

 

The ladies slink away. By the by, does the sight of a Mord’Sith not inspire ANY dread or terror? In ep 3, children run screaming at the sight of her and men aim weapons at her but nobody here bats an eyelash?

C: Where’s the treasure?

SID: I’m not afraid of you. Do you know what horrible things they did to me at [fantasy location]?

C: *waves agiel suggestively* Intimately.

 Why does she make the prospect of torture sound so enticing? Unless...what else does she do with that agiel? O.o


*attempts foolish bravado*

His teeth get bared more with each detail of torture. [Looks like a horse, actually]

But lookit him, the guy hardly looks like he’s been through hell. Why didn’t anyone mess up his face? I’d like to see him attract chicks with gruesome scars or missing an ear or two. And I bet if they threatened his pretty boy appeal, he’d’ve broken in a second.


SID: Torture me all you want. You’ll be wasting your time.

Me: PERMISSION, Cara, he INVITED you to do it! Go on, chop off a finger! He has seven more!

 

C: I’ll do things to you those women can’t even imagine.  Many know of a Mord’Sith’s ability to bring pain, but few know that we are equally skilled at bringing pleasure.


 

*iz irresistibly seductive*

Cara: But first, you need to tell me-

SID: In a cave, three leagues outside town, by the fork in the river.

*snorts* Don't believe the hype, the way to a man's heart is through his pants, apparently. 

 

C: Take me to it. Now.

Yay, dom!Cara has returned!


How sexy is it that she can fling a fully grown male around like that? Without even breaking a sweat! And I thought her lifting Kahlan was impressive. :D

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R: *lost in gloomy thoughts*

Oh, no, teh woobie is angsting again! Good thing Cara brought him a present, wrapped up special!

C: Richard!

Is it just me or does she sound way Aussie there?

 

Ah, the traditional Mord’Sith Power Walk with Captive in Tow. Mmm, just when you think she can’t get any hotter.

*pictures Cara leading Kahlan*

*brain combusts at the hotness*

 

R: *entranced by the shiny* 

C: This is what you’re looking for.

 

I snickered at how Cara swung it away from him til she made her grand pronouncement and then she finally let him play with it. Lol. Like, ‘First, you will acknowledge my role in bringing this to you, damn it!’

SID: I’m not going anywhere with you.


R: *shrugs* Take him to Kahlan. Have her confess him.

C: *looks pleased*

 

Z: *iz a party pooper* No. We don’t know how the Confessor’s touch will affect the rune’s magic.



Cara and Richard: Shit!

Is she POUTING? Damn the crappy cap quality, but looks like it! Aww, poor woobies, they like Christmas has been canceled!


SID: I guess I’m not going anywhere. And this hand? Goes where I go.

 

C: Not if I cut it off.

Ahaha! Her gaze has the searing intensity to accomplish the de-handing in a second! And if Surgeon Cara is on the job, you can bet there will be no anesthetic involved, lol.

SID: When do we leave? 

See! I told you, threaten to chop bits off and he’ll co-operate! So much for not breaking on the funtime wheel of drowning. *snorts*


C: *yanks on rope*

HEE! She gets such a kick out of doing that. ^_^ I love a woman in control.

 

SID: *lives up to his nickname* You know, this would be a good place to live up to your bargain.

*gags* Honestly, I'm beginning to think that the torture injured him in the head. He must have serious brain-damage to think he ever had a chance with Cara.



*refuses to justify his stupidity with a response*


SID: Hey! HEY! HEEEEYYYY!

Bwahahah...

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*Cara materializes out of nowhere*

R: But that hallway was just empty! How-? 

C: Our thief won’t be going anywhere without us.
 

R: You brought him back without a scratch, how’d you manage that?

 

C: *flirtatiously* I have other methods.

 

R: *looks intrigued* What kind of methods?

RICHARD! You’re a MARRIED MAN! Or…as good as, anyway! See, this is how you get the STD!Rash of DOOM.

 

Richard's brain: SYSTEM ERROR...REBOOTING...

Yes, best we halt that speculation right there. Lol. Kahlan would be so disappointed in you. Tsk, tsk.

R: Well, however you did it, it’s good work.

Aww, validation, yay! Paternal approval! :D

C: Did you expect anything less?

 

R: I’m just glad to have you on our side.

He really is very sweet!


C: Maybe you can tell Zedd and Kahlan they can stop sleeping with weapons under their pillows.

*snicker* No grass growing under her! I do so love her very much!

 

I’m so torn, you guys! I hate both these characters so much, I’m not sure whether to side with Psycho!chick or the Slimy Irritating Dude. But since she dies later on, I guess I’ll just enjoy him getting his comeuppance, heh.

 

It’s hilarious that upon hearing cries of agony, Richard immediately races off to the rescue- while Cara is unmoved. Lol.

Her face: What, the sound of someone suffering a mortal injury is unusual?


CSI: D'Hara! [Or wherever the hell they are, I suck at geography]
He just needs some sunnies to slip on and off dramatically. Then again, he can just whip out his sword for emphasis, I guess, complete with its own ringing steel sound effect. Take that, Horatio’s sunglasses!

C: He’s dead.

R: He was the key to the Stone of Tears.

*clicks tongue reprovingly* Oh, Richard, what a scolding Kahlan would have for you at not displaying the appropriate sorrow and compassion for this man’s death! How dare you speak of him as though his only worth lay in the rune on his hand? [Even though it’s true] No man is an island, yo, every man’s diminishes you! Act like it!

Still, I admire this new Richard. No wibbling over how ordering the guy to be taken hostage and locked up make you responsible for his death. None of the guilty self-flagellation at not preventing his death. Just a grim observation on what his death will cost the mission. I approve!

 

SID: Why am I naked? And surrounded by moaning, oiled bodies? More importantly, why are there no fawning women offering me sexual favors around? OH GOD, I *AM* IN HELL!

 

Hey, so Cara can bring anyone back from the dead? Well, that lowers the sense of jeopardy for the main cast, yay! I honestly don’t care at all, I know how some shows go on about how killing off a regular means that nobody is safe and it makes the audience tense and go ‘oh, anyone could be next’- why the frak is that a good thing? I like settling in to watch and knowing none of them are at risk.

SID: I thought I was dead.

 

C: I brought you back. Now your soul is MINE.

 

SID: *iz confuzzled* But- you don’t like me. You didn’t even perform those obscene sex acts on me. Oh, wait, is that why you brought me back? Is it?!

C: I can make you dead again.


K: *iz speechless in the face of Cara’s awesome*

C: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?

SID: I saw Darken Rahl.

[Guys, I don’t know how the frak to spell his name. For all I know, it’s Dark N’Rahl or something weird like that]

 

C: *iz perturbed*

 

R: *in CSI mode* Who stabbed you?

 

*gigglesnort* Yes, that would be more important than drilling him for tactical info on the villain threatening world domination?

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C: The walls are strong. The banelings can’t get to us, they can’t kill and they’ll die again.

 

R: He’ll just send his men to find more victims and they’ll grow stronger out there while we grow weaker in here.

Oh, Richard! *pets* How mature and wise you have grown in a season! I approve!

By the way, does his shirt have buttons? Or did he rip them off so he could enthrall the womenfolk with his manly chest?

C: They won’t stop until they get in.

R: Well, if they want in, we’ll let them come.

Z: What about Kahlan and all the others?

Oh, Zedd. Acting like she needs to be protected like a fragile porcelain doll, really?

R: We’ll get them out the back way.

 

Z: This is a prison, there is no back way.

Me: Zedd! Are you a witch or aren’t you?! Dude, are you senile or what? There wasn’t a front way til you blasted the gate in!

R: [I can] make one.

It sounds like he says ‘I can’ but obviously it’s ‘then’, right?

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SID: It’s a long road to Pomorrah [?]. Could get a little lonely.

Jeez! Slimeball's like that Ever Ready battery- never say die.


C: You’re right. It is…a long road…to Pomorrah.

 

I love that feral look in her eye as she gets off on hurting people! Hee!



*snorts* Phallic image, anyone?

 

C: And if you want to make it there in one piece, you won’t try my patience.

SID: The Seeker said you needed me alive.

 

C: Yes. But he didn’t say you had to be comfortable.

*gigglesnort* CARA WINS AT LIFE! <33333



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[identity profile] halfabubble.livejournal.com 2010-01-15 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
C: Do it quickly.
*squee* She was trying to impress her girlf.

C: I’m so sorry for your loss.
*brain melts* OMG, she's EXTRA STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS from that angle!

Ikr. But I also love that she did this without prompting and without Kahlan there. She does want to be a better person after all. It kind of failed but at least she's trying <3 aww my bb.

C: *iz thrilled at a real mission at last*
I love her excited-at-impending-murder smirk.

C: *waves agiel suggestively* Intimately.
Why does she make the prospect of torture sound so enticing? Unless...what else does she do with that agiel? O.o

ikr. DOMINATE ME, CARA. MY SAFE WORD IS APPLES.

Richard's brain: SYSTEM ERROR...REBOOTING.
lmao.

Are you a witch or aren’t you?!
I totally thought of that too :D

C: You’re right. It is…a long road…to Pomorrah.
I love that she suddenly does it once he thinks he has a chance. YOU SO SNEAKY, CARA.


Picspams make my life. Ty bb ♥



[identity profile] borg-princess.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
She was trying to impress her girlf.

IKR? *squishes her* Andi t backfired horribly. *sadfaces*

Sometimes I wonder, am I prejudiced because I love Cara and I forgive her every crime she's ever committed because she is AWESOME and yet I'm not a fan of any other Mord'Sith [well, except from the books, but that's a whole different ballgame] nor do I try to understand or feel compassion for them...but then she goes and does something so ridiculously sentimental and noble, even if she did get taken in by this ratbag. *stabs him like Dead Psycho Lady* I don't see Denna or anyone else doing something like that.

MY SAFE WORD IS APPLES.

:D Castle fan? *snickers*

I love that she suddenly does it once he thinks he has a chance. YOU SO SNEAKY, CARA.

*g* Oh, I have so much love for her leading him on and then BZZZZZZT! Crippling him with agony. Am I a bad person for enjoying his pain? Possibly. Does that ruin my enjoyment at watching him get hurt? Nope! *dances*

Glad you liked, darling. I'm sad that nobody else seemed to like it, only you and sunkrux, but oh well. I've never encountered a fandom with so many picspams! It's making me dizzy! There's so much to nitpick at and giggle about and squee over...*sighs contentedly*

[identity profile] halfabubble.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes I wonder, am I prejudiced because I love Cara and I forgive her every crime she's ever committed because she is AWESOME

LOL I KNOW. I don't how "Cara is an emotionally stunted sociopath who likes to torture people for fun" translates into OMG HOW CUTE IS SHE in my head, but it does. I want to snuggle her. WHY.

Castle fan?
Indeed. I love it so <3

I'm sad that nobody else seemed to like it,
It's probs not that. I know I read and love picspams all the time but forget to comment, I'm so bad.

OMG BB WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BOOKS? TELL ME EVERYTHING.

[identity profile] borg-princess.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't how "Cara is an emotionally stunted sociopath who likes to torture people for fun" translates into OMG HOW CUTE IS SHE in my head, but it does.

COULD I LOVE YOU ANY MORE? I DON'T THINK SO! *heart!splodes*

I so adore your way of expressing things, have I said that already? Too many times? But god, that's hysterically funny and also completely accurate! 'She gets off on inflicting pain...aww, she's like a duckling!' We are NUTS! Hee!

Castle fan?
Indeed. I love it so <3


*eyes you* It's not on your interests. I feel BETRAYED. :P

Mmm, I feel like a traitor for saying this, but I love it more than Mentalist. Beckett gets to beat up on him when he gets too big for his boots! Lisbon's way too tender-hearted when it comes to Jane. Of course, a psychopath murdered his wife and kid while Castle's a famous wealthy author with a happy family life, so...yeah, okay.

I know I read and love picspams all the time but forget to comment, I'm so bad.

Then I feel doubly happy that you commented on mine. ^_^

OMG OMG OMG, BOOK!GASM! I'm gonna be quoting passages ad nauseum, it's gonna drive my flist crazy but I can't help it, the LOVE, the IRREPRESSIBLE LOVE!

I started off with the third book, 'coz you were talking about OT3-ness, and I was just gonna read the last chapter as you rec'd but somehow as I skimmed the first few pages, I got hooked in and kept reading and feverishly clicking 'next page...next page'. All thoughts of skipping to the end flew right out of my head- and then at 3am, when I finally finished it, I was so flaily and giddy and happy that I immediately started on the fourth book! Got halfway through it and then thought 'crap, I need to pace myself!' and finally I went to bed. Lol. I was sooo sleep-deprived the next day, but it was worth it!

The OT3 was everything you said it would be and more. My cup of joy over-runneth, what with all those C/K scenes and the bonding and banter happening! SISTERS OF THE AGIEL FTW! Their connection is soul-deep, so awesome.

I was a little woeful about the Mord'Sith extras- at first, I was so happy and was wishing they were in the series, then two of them DIED and I was heartbroken and omg, there were actual tears forming in my eyes, even if the squirrel thing was cheesy, I was like 'she better not die before Reggie makes it there or I will throw a fit! I will TRASH THIS LAPTOP IN A RAGE'.

Thankfully, the bloody squirrel made it in time, so my laptop was spared.

Also, that wedding travesty! Poor Kahlan, thinking it was Drefan and then Richard feeling betrayed. :O

I did like Richad realizing what Kahlan's mother meant about the rose, that was so beautifully expressed, the whole 'should I forgive you for eating when you're starved, for feeling the sunlight on your skin? Should you not find pleasure in a rose because I didn't give it to you?' God, that was just such a perfect way to make up.

Also also and, Cara and the rats! *retches* I nearly threw up, that was so goddamn disgusting and grotesque and ugh...*whimpers* My poor Cara!

I love the sliph, I love the Mud People [even if they are grubby primitives, lol], I love GRATCH and the other gars, OMG...just so much awesome stuff!

There's more, but my mind just combusted with all the awesome, so I'll stop there for now. It's so good to have you to flail with about this, though!

[identity profile] halfabubble.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
COULD I LOVE YOU ANY MORE? I DON'T THINK SO! *heart!splodes*

*glomps you*

It's not on your interests. I feel BETRAYED

Um excuse me, I did say "and many more", pfft. It's there now :D

a happy family life
Omg I love his family so much...just sayin'

OMG BB ILU ILU for spamming me with book thoughts. You've no idea how long I've been waiting to squee about them, I HAVE NO-ONE ELSE :'(.

I'm gonna be quoting passages ad nauseum
I would love you to. I've been so tempted to spam my f-list with cute posts on OT3 passages but they'd all get really annoyed probably lol.

and then at 3am, when I finally finished it, I was so flaily and giddy and happy that I immediately started on the fourth book!
Story of my life for the past few weeks. My circadanian rythm is all kinds of fucked up from gobbling up these books.
YAYZ I'm so happy you read the whole of BotF, just cos of the Cara/Rich and intro'ing Berdine/Raina.

SISTERS OF THE AGIEL FTW! Their connection is soul-deep, so awesome.

*FLAILS* Are they not the most BAMF-est BFFs ever?!

here were actual tears forming in my eyes, even if the squirrel thing was cheesy

OMGOMG I wibbled sfm! Raina was so cute with little Reggie and...and..*sobs* Poor Berdine too, I really like her as a character.

I was like 'she better not die before Reggie makes it there or I will throw a fit! I will TRASH THIS LAPTOP IN A RAGE'.
LOL YOU'RE HILARIOUS.

Poor Kahlan, thinking it was Drefan and then Richard feeling betrayed.
Oh holy shit, I was freaking the hell out when I thought she was giving her virginity to Drefan...idek...I was kinda mad at her when she did it the 2nd time but I did understand why. I hated that dude sfm.

I did like Richad realizing what Kahlan's mother meant about the rose,
*bounces up and down* I LOVED THAT TOO.

Cara and the rats!
MY POOR BB CARA OMFG D: D: Urgh, urgh. I CRIED. SO HORRIBLE. When she was shouting for her mom omg so sad :'(
No joke, I screamed when Drefan was violating her in the pit with Marlin, omg, I shouted WTF outloud. RAWR I get so angry when the men are all up on her or Kahlan. Back off bastards, seriously.

I kinda hate the mud people...idek why. I know they're essential for the wedding and everything but I just don't like Bird Man. I didn't like that part of Wizards First Rule either, except for the spirit house scene, omg hawt.
R/K scenes are hot in general. Didn't you love Cara spying on them from around the corner when they were getting hot n heavy with the dirty talk? lulz forever.

GRATCH IS ADORABLE. I wibble everytime he's all "Gratch lugg Rigg arggg" or w/e.

*FLAILS AND WAILS* I could talk about this forever with you.

[identity profile] borg-princess.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Um excuse me, I did say "and many more", pfft. It's there now :D

Haha, I feel so powerful. *preens* Yes...'coz I got you to add one more item to your interests...that makes me feel accomplished. Okay, my life is exciting!

OMG BB ILU ILU for spamming me with book thoughts. You've no idea how long I've been waiting to squee about them, I HAVE NO-ONE ELSE :'(.

I WOULD LOVE TO EXCHANGE SPAMMY BOOK THOUGHTS WITH YOU! *SNUGGLEGLOMP*

My circadanian rythm is all kinds of fucked up from gobbling up these books.

Bwahaha, IKWYM.

just cos of the Cara/Rich and intro'ing Berdine/Raina.

But RAINAAAA. I already knew she died 'coz after you mentioned being scared that she wasn't in one of the later books, I wiki'd her and found out she died, so I knew it was coming. *sniffles* Didn't make it any easier to bear, but I'm glad I could prepare myself for that blow at least. Hally went out so early, though, it got me by surprise, I didn't expect her to bow out in such a teensy skirmish, grr!

I was like 'she better not die before Reggie makes it there or I will throw a fit! I will TRASH THIS LAPTOP IN A RAGE'.
LOL YOU'RE HILARIOUS.


No, honestly, there is a line that I draw with my angst- and it is that if a character is going to die, it must be with dignity and not be with stupid unresolved issues hanging over their head [which is why I hate JKR so frakking much for what she did to Snape...but that's a whole other thing and I will shut up now].

There was this Bollywood movie where the dude was dying, he drags himself to the gates to see his star-crossed love with whom he tragically cannot share a life now that he's BLEEDING TO DEATH, she hears he's arrived and runs out to meet him and be with him in his last moments...and he FRAKKING DIES ABOUT FIVE SECONDS BEFORE SHE REACHES HIM, WTF, WTF? GAAAAH!

So yes, there was a lot of tension as I was waiting for Reggie to appear.

Oh holy shit, I was freaking the hell out when I thought she was giving her virginity to Drefan...idek...I was kinda mad at her when she did it the 2nd time but I did understand why

IKR? I about died when I found out her first time was going to be with this guy, it KILLED ME WITH ANGST, omg. But I'm so happy the way that it worked out- okay, there was additional angst because of Richard feeling betrayed, but emotional angst of the relationship kind, I'm fine with- her sleeping with another guy against her will? Hell no.

And it was Cara that made the switch! I kinda wanted to smack myself for not realizing because of course, Kahlan made her SWEAR earlier that Nadine wouldn't get to be with Richard- I just thought it meant that Cara would kill her, lol, not this, it's so subtle and cunning, I love it!

No joke, I screamed when Drefan was violating her in the pit with Marlin, omg, I shouted WTF outloud. RAWR I get so angry when the men are all up on her or Kahlan. Back off bastards, seriously.

Lol! I remember our self-defense classes where we spent a whole lesson learning...how to SCREAM at our attackers. *nodnod* Because, IDK, they might get scared and run away. It was hilarious, we had to put our hand forward forcefully and yell, 'BACK OFF'. And someone passing by on the street heard us and called the cops, funniest thing ever, the school had to be like, 'Oh, no, it's fine, the girls are just learning how to respond if someone tries to rape them, it's all good'. *snorts*

But yeah, ugh, I got so squicked out at Drefan 'treating' Cara, and it was so awesome when Kahlan attacked him, lol. I mean, okay, it was unwarranted at that point, it was to help her, really, but still! Her need to protect Cara is so fierce!

[identity profile] halfabubble.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
A little birdy told me that Berdine and Raina will be in season 2 of LotS! :D And they're gonna be together and everything, how awesome. As if this show wasn't femslashy enough :D

And it was Cara that made the switch!
ikr! And then she was so sad when Kahlan didn't realize, and she was all "didn't you trust me?" aww *snuggles her*
tbh though I completely forgot that she promised Kahlan, and I didn't realize that she was still semi-sentient in her strange temple!possessed self. That was so sneaky of Goodkind! omg I loved it.

lol at the self-defence! At my school they just handed out rape alarms, they were cheap like that :|

I mean, okay, it was unwarranted at that point, it was to help her, really, but still!
Yes, but was it? Knowing what we know now about Drefan and his pervy weird shit with hookers. I wonder.

Her need to protect Cara is so fierce!
*wub* I loved all those beginning chapters when it was just the two of them. Badass!

[identity profile] borg-princess.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! OMGOMG! That's so amazing! *wriggles with glee* Can this show make me any happier? [Well, it could get rid of Leo- I know people are warming to him and he's good for Cara, but damn it, I watch for the OT3, not Cara/random dude *pouts*]

I don't know how they're going to mesh Berdine and Raina from the books with the show. Because they were with Cara and left to protect Richard, y/y? But on the show, her sister Mord'Sith beat her up and left her to die, so...HMM. Hopefully they're gonna say that B and R were at some other encampment and weren't around for the overthrowing of Cara's regime, otherwise...just as we got Cara and Kahlan's angsty tension sorted out, we're gonna have another mess....ack!

I didn't realize that she was still semi-sentient in her strange temple!possessed self.

Well, I figured she'd just kill Nadine, I totally underestimated her level of cunning...but as you say, she was possessed, how were we to know, let alone Kahlan?!

Rape alarms? Like, whistles or something? Well, that'd be more useful than just screaming, probably...

Knowing what we know now about Drefan and his pervy weird shit with hookers. I wonder.

God, the reviewers weren't kidding about his horrific treatment of women, I mean, pretty much everyone gets raped and tortured at some point, it's so gruesome! *shudders*

[identity profile] halfabubble.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
They'll probably make something up, it could be anything. B & R were otherwise engaged when that Mord-Sith drama went down, somewhere other than the People's Palace or wherever those baths were supposed to be. They'll write something convenient.

ikr, I want my OT3 back :( I don't like it that this Leo dude is making her giggle and not Rich or Kahlan *pouts*

The rape alarms were like, these little buttons that you'd press in an emergency and they'd give off the most piercing and loud alarm your ears can ever imagine :O To draw attention to you or something if you were being attacked, idk.

Well, it may be somewhat comforting to realize that despite the amount of times K is abused throughout the series, she only ever has done the actual deed with Richard :)

[identity profile] borg-princess.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I kinda hate the mud people...idek why. I know they're essential for the wedding and everything but I just don't like Bird Man

Bwahaha, oh, really? 'coz they're annoying primitives or something? I kinda liked those parts, with Richard teaching them how to keep their houses dry- and then protecting the village,even after his request was denied...then taking on the Elders and being prepared to cut off their heads but for the Sword resisting. I really admire TG's ability to come up with believable methods of solving problems [that whole 'don't think of the problem, think of the solution, because if your mind is filled with thoughts of how you're going to lose, it'll never come up with how to win'- sooo paraphrased, 'coz I suck at memorizing quotes]. I'd never have believed them bending over backwards just 'coz their huts are rainproof, so the way it worked out was neat.

Didn't you love Cara spying on them from around the corner when they were getting hot n heavy with the dirty talk?

"Maybe I just wanted to kiss Kahlan good night without you two passing judgment on my skill."

"I have already seen you kiss the Mother Confessor," Cara said. "You appear quite talented at it. It always leaves her breathless and wanting more."

That doesn't mean I'm talented, it just means she loves me."

"I've been kissed," Cara said, "and I've seen you kiss. I believe I can say with some authority that you are talented at the task. We watched you from around the corner tonight."

Richard tried to look indignant as he felt his face going red. "I gave you orders to stay down here."

"It is our responsibility to watch over you. To do that, we can't let you out of our sight. We can't follow such orders."


*snickersnort* What a difficult duty Cara has, watching hot people make out! Too bad Nadine had to bust them up just as they were getting wild enough to throw propriety out the window. *snarls* I really, really hate her so much, I can't summon up pity for her, though Drefan killed her horribly. [He did, right? That's what I got by implication, anyway] I mean, why the hell didn't Kahlan stand up for herself and be like, 'I am the Mother Confessor, you WILL treat me with respect in my own domain or I will have you thrown out on your ass'. God. Though I did like the 'out of the mouths of whores', lol. Still, she didn't ever get up in Nadine's face and lay down the law, it's so frustrating!

GRATCH IS ADORABLE. I wibble everytime he's all "Gratch lugg Rigg arggg" or w/e.

IKR?! And the end was so awesome when he brought all the other gars to the fight! And again, I applaud TG's ability to make plots believable- the whole thing where a gar that associates with wizards gains prestige and becomes de facto leader in the gar hierarchy, thereby allowing him to take command and bring them to the fight...so cool! *bounces*

*FLAILS AND WAILS* I could talk about this forever with you.

ME, TOO! *wriggles with excitement* I love having a reading buddy, it makes it so much more fun! ;D
Edited 2010-01-22 01:03 (UTC)

[identity profile] halfabubble.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I just never really got into the Mud People, sth about them idk. Everyone else loves them though so it's just me being weird.

did, right? That's what I got by implication, anyway
Yeah, he threw her off the cliff D:

mean, why the hell didn't Kahlan stand up for herself

IKR! Mother Confessor is the highest power in the Midlands, yo! Even higher than the Lord Rahl! I hate when ppl diss back at her, bitches should be put in there place >:(
Nadine was annoying as all hell, I hated her. She was so petty.

I wish we had Gratch on the show but it'd be too expensive :(

WHICH BOOK ARE YOU AT NOW BB?
I'm about to start the concluding trilog even though I've read the last book already lol.

[identity profile] borg-princess.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, I don't LOVE them, exactly. I suppose it was just that everyone else is kinda hostile and in their face and trying to screw them over, so I suppose I'm just relieved to have a group that's there pretty much just to matchmake and cheer on their wedding. :P

Oh, I thought he'd tortured her a bit and THEN threw her off the cliff? Well, dead is dead. *vicious smirk* She will NOT be sadly missed, lol.

Mother Confessor is the highest power in the Midlands, yo! Even higher than the Lord Rahl! I hate when ppl diss back at her, bitches should be put in there place >:(

THIS, SERIOUSLY. I love Kahlan, but she needs to grow more of a spine in the books instead of just crying all the time and letting people walk all over her. I honestly enjoy the books, but that weakness of character really bugs me. Nadine totally deserved a smackdown, and while she got what was coming to her [yes, because DEATH is the only suitable reward for interfering with my ship, lol], I'm pissed that Kahlan didn't get to put her in her place. Grr!

WHY DIDN'T THEY BRING GRATCH IN AND BOOT LEO OUT?!

[Yes, I really don't like this guy. And I'm worried, 'coz I thought we were on the same page and now you're championing him, so...maybe I'll change my mind when I see him. And I don't want to, I'm perfectly fine hating on him, damn it!]

I'M STILL ON THE FIRST BOOK!
*hides* I...kinda...um, got distracted by another fandom. But it's based on a movie, so I'll be in and out really quick, which is sad, because there's never as much fic for movies as there are for series [unless it's HP, with both movie/book series].

Oh, so the last ever FINAL book of all has been published? No more to come? Well, at least you know how it all ends- I always read the last page of a book first, to make sure my favorite characters are alive, and just as importantly, that they hooked up with the right person. I almost bought this massive fantasy book before I realized the author KILLED THE HERO OFF and the chick hooked up with the 2IC. W. T. F. O.o

Y'know, I might be wrong, but I thought I read somewhere that Cara confessed to having a thing for one of the Generals...is this true, and if so, do you know which book he comes in? I'm curious if they actually have some sort of interaction or what.

[identity profile] halfabubble.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm worried, 'coz I thought we were on the same page and now you're championing him

I'm totes not championing him, I'd still MUCH rather have her interact and be cute with R&K instead of a random guy, but he's getting so much hate in fandom that I felt a bit sorry for him lol. He is making Cara happy after all. But still, he's a bit douchey. I don't think we should be worrying about this too much though anyway, he'll be forgotten in a few eps time.

OH NOES BB, don't read the last page of the last book! It'll spoil you for one of teh cutest OT3 moments. I beg!

Yeah, she has this boyfriend who's a Commander-turned-General. It's really cute, they dance at this wedding. He's blond and blue eyed like her, and she gets off on him being so loyal and proud to serve Lord Rahl, lmao. They have rough secks (the only way Cara will have it :p) and Kahlan remarks on her love bites, teehee.
The last scene of Confessor has him and Cara in it... but I don't want to spoil you more than I have already lol. I splurged.

[identity profile] sunkrux.livejournal.com 2010-01-15 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL Nice. *hugs*

Oh and you spelled Darken Rahl correctly. :D He's a hottie. :D

[identity profile] borg-princess.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, thanks!

And go me, I was totally guessing with Rahl- though I've started reading the books now, which means I really should know this kind of thing now, ooh, responsibility. [It's Dennee, apparently]Still, I'm so excited!

But it's so gonna mess up my brain, the inconsistencies with the series, I can't help harping on about them! On the whole, though, there's an even amount of things I do and don't like about both book and show, so it balances out. I kinda like that LotS isn't as angsty! Holy crap, the books make me want to curl up in a shaking bundle of blubbering fangirl, it just breaks my heart. Especially with Cara. *pets her*

[identity profile] sunkrux.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the spelling on Kahlan's sister. Couldn't remember. ;)

I don't plan on reading the books until the series is over. I'm weird like that. :D That and my evil twinny has read the first 2 so far and kinda fills me in on stuff.

[identity profile] borg-princess.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that was a sore spot for me, I'm happy to finally have it sorted.

Ah, useful to have an evil twinny who gives you the Cliffs notes on them! It will save you a lot of headdesking, I'll say.

Anyway, I hope you don't get to read the books for another decade at least. :P Or did you mean you're not going to read them til the book series is over? 'coz I don't want LotS to finish for another few seasons at least. *prays* I've lost so many shows, tv gods, plz to let me haz this one?

ICON LOOOOVE! *haz heart attack* I just- you know, her TITLE is so awe-inspiring and then that new outfit of hers...*brain!splode* I don't know what's with the shake-up in wardrobe [though I miss her curls *pouts*] but I APPROVE. :D

[identity profile] sunkrux.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
I mean I won't be reading the books until the TV series is over which I hope doesn't happen for at least lets say 7 years. :D LOL ;)

As for the icon - go check out [livejournal.com profile] speckleberry 's lj entries from today/yesterday. It's one of hers. :D
Edited 2010-01-18 01:02 (UTC)

[identity profile] borg-princess.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Aha, my first interpretation was correct. So yes, I can shake hands on seven years, I think that's enough time that I won't complain if it ends then, lol. May the universe heed our words. :D

*sads* Speckleberry's posted it from tinypic and the damn filter on this computer won't let me see it, so I'll stop by the public library later and check them out. I should've known it was her, we just had this squee!fest over how awesome-sounding 'Mother Confessor' sounds!

PS. I think it's 'speckle_grafics', that's why you keep getting that bad username error message.

[identity profile] sunkrux.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I think any show that goes beyond that time has been on too long. Especially for the actors. Eventually it has got to get kinda boring for them, ya know? Playing the same character week after week for years on end...boring.

I took it out because I figured you'd get speckleberry did it. ;)

[identity profile] borg-princess.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, I think STARGATE had another few years left in it. Vala and Cam livened it up and she so deserved at least one more season as a main character. I'm so sad that my most favorite SG-1 character only got on full season. *sighs*

Playing the same character week after week for years on end...boring.

I know some people, like David Duchovny, get sick of it and want out. I don't know why, job security is a GOOD THING, people. I know teachers and engineers get sick of their jobs but they keep persevering because it's a pay check and they're happy to be employed at all, so I have to say, I really don't understand actors, sometimes.

Then again, sometimes you really should say no. The Rock as a Tooth Fairy? *facepalm* I'm so ashamed...

[identity profile] sunkrux.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
What TPTB of Stargate should have done with Cam & Vala is done (yet another) spin off. But no they had to try and keep SG1 going while pretty much shutting out the leads from that to let Cam & Vala take over. Don't get me wrong, I love Vala. Cam (to me) was pretty much John Crichton in a different show. So don't hate me.

Yes having a job and sometimes the same job for years and years and years is a good thing but for actors, sometimes it's not about the JOB so much as the challenge to play some one else. When an actor is locked into a 22 eps season show, it makes it harder to play other characters from time to time. Most movies probably take at least 3 to 6 months (sometimes longer) to shoot and if you're locked into a 22 eps season show you have if your a lead, probably about 3 months to film a movie, if your contract allows for it. You see where I'm going? ;)

I don't know...I kinda like that he's doing a lot of family/kids movies. He was really good in The Game Plan and Race to Witch Mountain.

[identity profile] borg-princess.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
What TPTB of Stargate should have done with Cam & Vala is done (yet another) spin off.

Huh. I hadn't ever thought of that possibility- WHY didn't anyone think of that possibility?! What an epic idea that'd've been, Vala and Cam in their own series. *pouts* It'd be so much more fun than the rubbish that is SGU. *gags*

Don't get me wrong, I love Vala. Cam (to me) was pretty much John Crichton in a different show. So don't hate me.

Lol, I wouldn't hate you for that! Even if I disagreed, which I don't, because yes, Cam was John Crichton Mark II, but I didn't care because I thought he was funny and such a wonderful character to have around, that it was great having him resurrected on SG-1.

Yes, I see your point. I guess since I'm not an actor, I don't really understand the drive and ambition and...I guess hunger to get the juicy roles and extend their skills and get out of their comfort zone to try new and exciting things. I'm practical- like, where is the money coming from? HOLD ONTO IT FOR DEAR LIFE.

I was so upset with Rob Lowe for leaving WW to look for 'challenges' and then his career ended up going down the drain for a few years til Brothers and Sisters came along. So good for him for wanting an adventure, but at the same time, damn him for screwing over my show!

He was really good in The Game Plan and Race to Witch Mountain.

I love those two movies, although I was so irritated at the way they portrayed Kyra Sedgwick's character on TGP. *frowns* Why is it necessary for them to make a mockery of her? I don't know. But I think he really missed the mark with the Tooth Fairy. Thank goodness he's going back to action now...

[identity profile] sunkrux.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
WHY didn't anyone think of that possibility?!
Because that would be way too logical.

As for Cam - Ben is a good actor but he simply, imho, doesn't have the range that a lot of other actors have.

I'm sure there are actors who are all about "where's the next pay check coming from", but those, imho, are the ones who aren't really in it for the "craft/art" of it. They just want the fame/glory. They bore me to tears. It's actors like Claudia and Amanda and Joanne Kelly (Myka on WH13) who are in it to expand their talent and range. That I like in actors.

Eh, I gave up Brothers & Sisters ages ago.

Aw, come on The Tooth Fairy looks really cute and dude, it's got Ashley Judd. I like her. ;)