Snow White with ninjas? Interesting. If that's your kind of thing, you may want to pick up a copy of the new novel "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies". Utter crack that actually incorporates a lot of the actual text from the original F&F and throws in routine zombie attacks. Elizabeth Bennet is a borderline-psychotic Warrior Princess of a socialite and Darcy's aunt maintains a small army of (you'll like this) Ninjas. I'm not very far into it yet, but it's pretty cracktastic. Kind of the literary equivlent of eating peyote and then going for a walk through the woods at twilight.

Am in agreement on most of your ships (you get a *hug* for Foster/Lightman) but HUDDY? You don't think they'd find House DEAD one morning for finally pushing one too many buttons? Sorry, House needs a doormat or no one at all, imo, 'cause he wouldn't still be OUR House if he changed for anyone *shrug* Shutting up now. Sofie Defraud? Cute! And fitting as I recall from the series :) Mine told me to make "John Druitt" "John Fruit" which is equally apt.

Xena/Gabby eye-candy. Always nice. There really WAS a great deal of subtext in that show, wasn't there? Wow, no wonder my parents didn't want me watching it as a kid...