I'm actually not confused by that one at all- you're sly and sneaky when you need to be, but you're also a lot more moralistic than I am. So it kinda makes sense you'd straddle the houses. If this was an actual house, I can see Hermione being in there- she breaks a lot of rules but only when she judges it necessary to help people or for the 'greater good'. She's very devious when necessary.

Also, I'm guessing I forgot to mention that I've been toying with the idea of making that into full length crack!fic?

*jaw drops* Don't even play with me, are you for serious? 'coz that'd be so damn cool!