Are- are you kidding me? That's a joke, right? Because I might have to go smash a window or something, otherwise.

R/Hr just makes NO SENSE to me at all. It's a really unhealthy relationship, and I don't get how constantly putting each other down and having no interest in their preferred activities or appreciation for their character could lead to a rewarding romance. I mean, I'd rather Harry and Hermione be together in canon because at least I can see it happening!