Doomsday.

[marguerite_krux]

So, exam results are released- five minutes ago. And I have the log-in page open in another window. And I am- well, I'm resigned. I think I screwed up Constitution. I have the tiniest hope of scraping through Torts/Misleading Conduct. My arts subjects- Psych and Soc- I think I'll have passed. But dear god, I'm scared out of my mind. 

Logging in...

Crap.

Did indeed fail Const by a huge margin.

Surprisingly, scored a Credit [60%] for Torts and Misleading Conduct. I mean- wow, who knew I had it in me? But...*wails* I'd rather have gotten two passes rather than a fail and a Credit, damn it. 

Another Credit for Psych- 66, this time. Wow. Considering I didn't study for the exam, that shows how much of a bludge the subject is.

And a Distinction for Sociology, though no mark is given. How odd. Does that mean she lost my exam and just gave me a D anyway? Weird. But cool. 

But not good enough. My parents are going to kill me and hate me forever.

I think I'll tell them that the results come out next month.

That or maybe throw myself in front of a car. It would probably hurt less. 

Desperate Housewives this week, apart from telling me how to deal with addiction, also mentioned an interesting product- phenobarbitals. The woman from Star Trek who moved to Wisteria Lane says that 'a few drops...he falls asleep...' 

Where might I procure some of *that*? Just the thing to solve all my problems.