Health concerns.

I think I'm an addict. 

I'm not quite sure, but  consuming at least a liter of coke a day? Seems like addicted behavior. And today was my personal record- a two liter bottle of vanilla coke. Mmm. 

Still, I have to wonder what I'm doing to my body. Maybe I'm being a hypochondriac but it can't be a good sign when I talk at twice my usual speed- and considering that I was always a speedy talker [especially during those damn oral presentations at high school- I was a master at turning a 10 minute speech into 5 minutes or less] and that my speech patterns resemble McKay's in The Hive when he's on Wraith!crack...yeah, definitely a little worrying. 

My segues are, if possible, more random than usual. I have the attention span of a goldfish, I have this eerie shortness of breath thing happening when I take my first gulp of that glorious liquid and I start trembling if I haven't had it all day. 

Yet I'm not concerned enough to even *consider* quitting. Heh, no, I totally don't have a problem...